Interesting! I'm in need of some new bar ware. Old Overholt is one of my favorite boozes to build drinks with.

I understand why you don't have sympathy for this guy, but I balk at the government ever being able to make this kind of decision. Where is the line drawn?

I like to keep things sleazy with my pisser-nips. Typically Old Crow or Monoplowa.

Gods, yes, and the kissing noises - ugh!

Please go away.

His family/friends seem real concerned. When he falls, they just look over the rail. One turns away and looks back about 3 or 4 times. Finally, after 20 seconds, one of them runs off. I assume to go down and check on the idiot, but I'm not ruling out the possibility it's just a beer run.

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.

Why do people insist on doing completely idiotic things such as watching a scoreless Jets v. Bills game?

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

There have been at least two separate stories of such things in the past month - and this is only the guys that got caught!

I seriously LOL'd..... :D

Face? Nah-ah. No way. Too many reminders of the shitfaces they make when we argued.

It is really easy to not get into a position to be exploited by the government, don't break the law. He took the deal. Good for the prosecutor.

I think I don't have a problem with this. I am in general all for reproductive rights, but he doesn't have to take the deal and it is reversible after probation.

Maybe Jillian should try goldleafing her butt. Goldleaf makes everything look better.

She frightens me. I think I would cower even I just met her in the street and wasn't required to go balls to the wall in the gym with her. I'm "skinny fat" so I'm pretty sure she would hate my lazy drunk butt. (I actually did go to the gym drunk once and it was NOT pretty; if you can't walk a straight line, do not…

Would bang.

oh my god yes!! I think that too! I always grab my husbands arm and I usually whisper through my teeth "why would they do that! They are trying to fuck with people!" It just does not compute!!

When I go to the movies I wear the assisted listening device headphones bc I will straight up murder someone for eating their popcorn with their mouth open. This way I don't have to hear any noise except for the movie. I'm screwed though when this stuff happens in the movies too. I have to stick my fingers in my ears…

I know your rage. It's awful.