I don't care if he was backpacking through Europe and getting high every day. She agreed to care for the dog. She obviously changed her mind. There are several things she could have done before selling the dog. Call his parents to pick the animal up. Put the dog in a kennel and tell him he had to pay for it. Find…

And you shouldn't have a computer. and yet....

The soldier being there is 0 reflection of what he thinks about the assignment. He is fulfilling a duty asked of him by our country (whether or not we personally like/agree with that duty). One he doesn't get to choose. A really shitty one. And we have no idea why he signed up to do so. Many many many of our soldiers…

They are indeed.

I think it does. First, the girlfriend didn't have permission to sell the dog and he was unable to stop her. Second, he's abroad in a dangerous country at our government's request. I have never agreed with the U.S. being in the Middle East, but I support our troops in little ways when I can. This is a big way to…

Yes it is a good reason. He's in a fucking WAR.

Jesus, have some empathy. Yeah these people should return the dog anyway but being deployed adds another level of shitty to the story. You've clearly never had a loved one in a war zone. This guy is in a place where he could get killed at any moment, sleeping on the fucking ground and eating crap food while…

I also have an allergy to bullshit, so please remove the previous commenter's statement.

I think it does. He left his dog in his girlfriend's care while he went to serve overseas. However you feel about the troops, he's doing something for our country and I refuse to feel ashamed for being mildly patriotic. Even if we cut the patriotism, him being overseas still has something to do with it. He left his…

I am friends with the guy who filmed this and I can assure you that it was not staged. The reason he was filming it is they had called 911 to report the driver's erratic driving 10 minutes earlier and were filming it for the police.

Oh, I'm going to step it up a notch and say she's a Cunty McCunty Cunt.

That family is a bunch of shitheads.

You know the Stanley Cup is only an inanimate object, right?

I feel like this needs to be shared to Deadspin.

Kids, remember to leave your goddamn car in park (or first, if a manual) when you stop for sex. Or anything, actually. That e-brake isn't gonna cut it under, um, "extreme duress". No human motion is going to get a transmission out of a hard lock though. Hell, you can generally leave it in gear and then NOT use the…

Tree was like... "Hey babe. I got some wood."

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That must be so exciting. Can't believe the Kings actually got to meet Puig!

How the hell else were we supposed to do it when we lived with our parents? And don't say "wait until they aren't home". Because sometimes your mum's psych class gets unexpectedly canceled and she comes home with no notice and your boyfriend is naked in the bathroom down the hall and you have to bring him his clothes…