Hmmm, this guy seems to know his stuff. Excited to see if I can try/stick to it.

My sister's first car was a used '68 Ford LTD. You could have a goddamn orgy in that car and still have room to serve refreshments. On the other hand, you had to keep your foot on the gas even while braking, or it would stall. It was a better bed than it was a vehicle.

Thank you!

DC Sniper?? SHIET, that takes me waaay back!

I'm definitely exercising wrong. Scotch neat, artisan cheeses, hours spent in front of the computer. Pretty sure that's all the wrong way to exercise.

I thought Ochoa was great, truly, and that performance alone probably has him in the running already for the team of the tournament. That said, the Neymar header aside, all the shots were right at him. Normally when a keeper pulls off a great save he spits in his gloves and gives a look that says "business as usual…

Irate Brazilians incoming. I can't wait for them to get destroyed, the riots will be delicious.

I would love to see some of the USA "LAX" dude-bros go over and try and play a nice friendly game of Hurling over there...."wait, what? You Yanks have to have a little net in order to carry the ball?"

nice use of the respectful usted form.

¡No sabe nada, Juan Nieves!

These guys are brave for playing this in a country dominated by Gaelic Football, Rugby, and Hurling. I always got made fun of for wearing my NFL branded gear when I lived in Ireland.

I bet if they had some kind of stick, too, it would be even excitinger!

Interesting. It's still bumming me out that Downton Abbey has become all beaded sack dresses ugly hats.

Yes, that's the reaction to a 0-0 tie game. This is soccer. This is why it'll never be a major sport in the U.S.

Sorry Donovan McNabb, someone should have let you know beforehand that ties can happen in soccer.

Write book for men, genius.

i really just love the line where david carradine says something to the effect of, "I've never been nice; not a day in my life."

You aren't. You are just being polite and the waitresses react to you not hitting on them by getting attracted to you.

Oh snap! You outdid me! That's awesome. What a wonderful strong grip you've got!

oh haha, that was one of the lines from the movie where Peter Sellers / Hrundi V. Bakshi asks that to a pretty girl as semi-pickup line