do you speak hindustani?

Definitely not here. He just won a shitload of votes.

That movie is so damn rad.

I watch that flick every time it comes on.

I overreacted.

totally agree actually, he just came off like a normal dude enjoying a nice time for the city

The worst part about it was that Fox Sports West had to break in and apologize for the "offensive language" said by the mayor.

Of course.

Good.

Gawker writer?

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Sounds like it's less about how much you know and more about how much you say.

I feel bad that I enjoy this story.

haha, oh boy! We must emit a similar pheromone or some such thing. The times I've nodded my head to that same damn sentence.

Effing Amen. Step 1. Be polite, and talk to the opposite (or same) sex like a normal person step 2. Get lots of dates.

"Skin showing mystery woman"? Lawd. Should she be in a bee-keeper's outfit?

You know how sometimes it's sexier to see someone half dressed than it is to se them completely naked? This is not that.

BTW, I was flirting with you throughout this entire article.

at least he is not playing dam handball cheater

As a Spanish speaker who looks gringa - I found that my favorite thing was to not let on I spoke Spanish for a week or so. If no creepy things were said I would let them know pretty quickly. If creepy things were being said I wouldn't let on for a while - then thank them in perfect Spanish after they'd be describing…