Those may work on body hair, but it's going to be cold in hell the day I put that thing near my labia.

Blrrrrrrr. I will now say a little prayer of thanks that my family never had a habit of rubbing the soap bar directly on their bodies.

I tried to shave my legs with one of those once, and just about bled to death. Definitely requires more skill.

Bahaha oh man. At least it wasn't her bush?

How does that handle around your twig and berries?

I've left my kids in the car for a couple of minutes if I am going somewhere I can see them, and with the air conditioning running. And my youngest is 4. Quick, someone call CPS!

He doesn't have it in him. He is a terrible actor and he is completely unsuited for the part.

If you think about it, this isn't actually the "other end of the spectrum". It's probably more of...the other side of a demented, creepy-ass coin.

Yeah, asking an 8 year old to pledge purity is not letting your kid be a kid, EITHER. It just gives sex even MORE weight to it at such a young age. I'd say it gives it more attention than a normal kid that age would really give a shit about.

Fixed it for you.

literally every second i spent reading this comment was worth 50 lbs of gold.

Who the fuck cast him and not like, Kevin Spacey? Cause fuck that guy.

Including Johnny Depp himself.

That's movies, though. Somehow, Hollywood has always conflated beauty and intelligence.

What about black and white photos while you suck on your cheeks and make faces at the camera = deeply thoughtful and sexy?

No one learned anything from Johnny Depp. Ever.

Wait so you actually believe that rapists don't know that rape is bad, or that they are rapists?

thats what i tell my motorcycle students. i tell them not to bother with taking safety precautions because the car drivers should really be paying attention to you. if they hit you, they just need to be taught not to run into motorcycles

Which episode?