As a Giants and Phillies fan, probably the only thing to make me rec a Dodger's post. Classiest guy ever.

Yeah, super #NotAllYelpers.

While the last time I saw him was a few years ago, he seemed obsessed with getting rid of doping and was working on that. He used to have a bike company but that got bought out ages ago but I think he still makes accessories and such.

I have had bad reviews for people having their card declined. Bad reviews when the dish they hated - because they don't have the palate for it - was comped and swiftly replaced but the whole meal wasn't free. Bad reviews for agreeing that a wine wasn't the best example of its type, removing it from the check and…

I actually found that a lot of these celebs liked that I had no idea who they were. I didn't spend half their meals blowing smoke up their ass. Like a lot of bartenders, I am a little bit of a man whore and I have flirted with a couple of famous people without having any idea who they were.

People who describe themselves as serious yelpers and have thousands upon thousands of reviews are annoying as fuck. It's a stupid hobby to be THAT serious about. Some of these people will try to get free stuff and name drop that they are a famous yelper/blogger. They write semi clever super long essays in which they…

Not quite that famous and they are american.

Wanna preserve my own anonymity as well as respect their finnicky web presence rules - they pay attention to every online mention, too much so. Wasn't someone one would know if you weren't that into the food network ( I am sure you would know them and many here would), but all those top tier guys like Bourdain,…

I worked at a place that had a celebrity chef. A real chef who actually worked the line. People would give one star reviews if he didn't leave the line during a busy friday or saturday rush to come take a pic at their table.

You aren't that memorable.

If the price was right, I would buy it. Hell, half of Europe is a crime site after WWII. Life goes on. The Manson family was 40 years ago.

My buddy stole thousands of dollars of wine from a high end restaurant he worked at. He did the steps and made his amends but it was not this easy. He still worked there though and the boss was very cool about it. He had to pay a very high estimate of what he drank in total, do community service and hire the lawyer…

The German team is far more diverse than the Brazilian team.

''Gather round, kids, and I will tell you about Forest Porn...''

To be fair - and this takes noting from Talese - the best words are just the direct quotes from Talese. Too many writers wouldn't have asked the write questions or would have turned it into some symbolic mythical thing.

Need to work up an appetite first.

Gotta have standards.

Saying ''feels'' if you aren't a thirteen year old girl should be grounds for getting punched straight in the balls.

''Like this if your boss is also a perv! :P''

This essay accomplished the impossible by being more annoying than the original movie.