There has got to be some corollary word that expresses the ambivalence Germans feel when they know they have done something to stoke feelings of nationalistic pride.

The Brazilian fans booed their team off at halftime. TIL that Brazil is Philadelphia.

Fuck Brazil, they have played like thuggish bitches the whole time. If they showed the guts less talented teams like Costa Rica or the US showed, I would feel bad for them. I just don't want the final to be this boring.

She bought it fair and square.

I grew up in a place where you would run across these guys every once in a while. They kinda front a faux chivalry, no matter how shitty they may be in their personal lives.

Do midlife crisis white guys still dress like Indiana Jones?

My sarcasm detector is off and I am not a hero, I just knew the other bartender would have killed the guy.

She was stubborn, whether it was harassment or she was weeded at the door or if she was unable to give proper info to someone on the phone.

Those aren't thoughts, that's just using someone else's experience as a blank slate and rewriting your own opinion on it.

Not too long after I moved from NYC to SF, I was bartending in a place that served food very late for SF. (For you New Yorkers, SF closes about 4 hours earlier than NYC.)

Two things - what's with the Leopard print hoodie?

This *wipes away tears* thing was hella annoying.

''I think a problem, though, is that a lot of people are judging his sincerity by how screwed up they think his beliefs are.''

It has pinned down more than one Japanese. Swam many times during Shark Week.

Maybe not to you.

On reddit, when girls post nude selfies there are guys who make the cringeiest comments.

What's wrong with channeling you inner 12 year old boy? It's just for a laugh.

There is a (monthly ?) pug meet up in SF that I stumbled through one morning not knowing what the fuck was going on after a drug binge...

Dunno a friend sent me this gif. Sorry.

I imagine certain parts of her smelling like those decorative flower shaped soaps that you aren't supposed to use that you find in guest bathrooms.