I worked at a place that had a celebrity chef. A real chef who actually worked the line. People would give one star reviews if he didn't leave the line during a busy friday or saturday rush to come take a pic at their table.

You aren't that memorable.

If the price was right, I would buy it. Hell, half of Europe is a crime site after WWII. Life goes on. The Manson family was 40 years ago.

My buddy stole thousands of dollars of wine from a high end restaurant he worked at. He did the steps and made his amends but it was not this easy. He still worked there though and the boss was very cool about it. He had to pay a very high estimate of what he drank in total, do community service and hire the lawyer…

The German team is far more diverse than the Brazilian team.

''Gather round, kids, and I will tell you about Forest Porn...''

To be fair - and this takes noting from Talese - the best words are just the direct quotes from Talese. Too many writers wouldn't have asked the write questions or would have turned it into some symbolic mythical thing.

Need to work up an appetite first.

Gotta have standards.

Saying ''feels'' if you aren't a thirteen year old girl should be grounds for getting punched straight in the balls.

''Like this if your boss is also a perv! :P''

This essay accomplished the impossible by being more annoying than the original movie.

There has got to be some corollary word that expresses the ambivalence Germans feel when they know they have done something to stoke feelings of nationalistic pride.

The Brazilian fans booed their team off at halftime. TIL that Brazil is Philadelphia.

Fuck Brazil, they have played like thuggish bitches the whole time. If they showed the guts less talented teams like Costa Rica or the US showed, I would feel bad for them. I just don't want the final to be this boring.

She bought it fair and square.

I grew up in a place where you would run across these guys every once in a while. They kinda front a faux chivalry, no matter how shitty they may be in their personal lives.

My sarcasm detector is off and I am not a hero, I just knew the other bartender would have killed the guy.

She was stubborn, whether it was harassment or she was weeded at the door or if she was unable to give proper info to someone on the phone.

Those aren't thoughts, that's just using someone else's experience as a blank slate and rewriting your own opinion on it.