Not too long after I moved from NYC to SF, I was bartending in a place that served food very late for SF. (For you New Yorkers, SF closes about 4 hours earlier than NYC.)

Two things - what's with the Leopard print hoodie?

This *wipes away tears* thing was hella annoying.

''I think a problem, though, is that a lot of people are judging his sincerity by how screwed up they think his beliefs are.''

It has pinned down more than one Japanese. Swam many times during Shark Week.

Maybe not to you.

On reddit, when girls post nude selfies there are guys who make the cringeiest comments.

What's wrong with channeling you inner 12 year old boy? It's just for a laugh.

There is a (monthly ?) pug meet up in SF that I stumbled through one morning not knowing what the fuck was going on after a drug binge...

Dunno a friend sent me this gif. Sorry.

I imagine certain parts of her smelling like those decorative flower shaped soaps that you aren't supposed to use that you find in guest bathrooms.

I saw this movie in a theatre in Philly one time. There was some nerdy nerderson sitting next to me. During the opening sequence there is a POV shot of gliding through outer space as stars whiz by. Nerdy sees this and says ''It would never be like that - the distances are too great. The stars would be two dimensional…

I am tired of the old nickname I have for my cock. From now on, it's Zamperini.

That makes a little more sense. I remember something about her pushing someone to suicide though.

That's what she said early on - that people don't dress her down and she liked a man who did that. She really was beautiful, but after the third really bad interruption I had had enough.

The Pad Thai predicted that, too.

Is she as horrible as everyone says?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You think that's scary? I once had some Pad Thai that was so spicy that when I finally shat it out, it spoke to me in an eerie disembodied voice and told me who would win the Cy Young Award in 2010.