''Bread softly because you bread on my dreams...''

This is some weak trolling.

Outlawed in some places but good luck enforcing.

No. You.

Oh ffs. I totally meant he should go kill himself.

I'm thinking school shooting. But I won't aim at the white guys.

If that makes you feel warm and fuzzy.

It pays for itself, though. That's why every other country does it. The kids end up happier, healthier, better able to thrive. The mothers have fewer health issues and are less stressed.

The guy is a regular William Butler Yeast.

#FortuneCookieWisdom

Does that make sense in English?

Well, gee when he starts off saying ''Straight white guy...'' kinda implies he identifies as a straight white guy.

You should do your part and kill yourself if that's how you really feel about it.

Most kids I know say I am the best kisser.

I am duly chastened by the fury of your moral opprobrium.

Believe me, in general I love most kids. I come from a huge family and love the little monsters. When I moved and left one gig, my favorite little buddy who always ate with her my parents at my bar made me a going away card and I cried my fucking eyes out.

I love all this internet second guessing.

In a perfect world I would have the empathy to care enough about that and try and have a heartfelt teachable moment with the snot nosed bastards in question. In real life, it's something I have a surreptitious shot and a laugh over with the other bartender who saw the whole thing and thought it was funny.

It would be investigated on the basic of the physical evidence and the most provable stuff first, then opportunity and then motive. The cops would hopefully dig up as much dirt and motive as possible to give the prosecutors.

You should definitely try it. If you wear an apron, no one will notice your hard on.