If you have one of these dolls, for fuck's sake, do not leave it in a baby seat in your car. People will call the cops thinking it's real.

I worked at a place that always kept plates in a salamander - an open faced toaster oven type device. This was to keep the food from cooling down too much on a cold plate on the way to the table and we were meant to always use hot pads when carrying and warn the customers of the temp of the plates. But coworkers…

I am a guy and I don't know what you're talking about. Picture of hot bad boy turns on middle class ladies. How is that duplicitous or hypocritical?

You are a brave crusader for righteousness.

Good use of caps. Very convincing.

If I took your ridiculous proposition seriously and felt like arguing with you, I would. Asserting that you have done something you haven't doesn't make it so. You're chasing your own tail and calling yourself smart for it.

Because there is the possibility that the judge could be as ugly as your mother and that would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

It's ok, just go back there and apologize for what occurred and tell the server that it really bothered you. They will know you are sincere. You definitely can go back. I have worked in restaurants my whole life and we know that you aren't always responsible for your dining partners.

You can get surgery for that now. They do it a lot in Korea.

I am too lazy to dislike anyone that long.

Obviously, it's because the man in question is black.

I am ok with this.

I grew up in a mostly Sicilian family in one of the most Italian neighborhoods in the country - South Philadelphia. Even the greasy corner pizza was good and now there are plenty of wood fired places and all that.

How long did it take you to come up with something that ridiculous?

My friend's new MIL is a neurotic pain in the ass and doesn't like him (he comes from poor family but is himself successful) and the FIL is sort of indifferent. So he took them out for dinner before they got married and basically told her - you can do this one of two ways, you can keep doing what you're doing and…

Right, and they didn't charge her with murder or anything. This poster kinda wants the flip side of it, it seems. They seem to be saying that it is mitigating that they were saving the ducks.

So one user should call another user a moron on a public forum? You didn't read the exchange which preceded it. I have no idea what your post modern thing is supposed to mean. Maybe you should follow the conversation a little first.

She had to take the test multiple times, frankly. She is kind of a spaz. But her Dad has some money so she got some really good driving teacher for the second time around.

I love me some Hunter Pence. Him and Posey are like two fellas out of an old Boys' Life Magazine story. They are swell.

Nonsense. I have tended bar forever and opened thousands upon thousands of bottles. Nothing like that has ever happened to anyone I have ever heard of and I have heard of every stupid, drunken, drug addled way to injure yourself in a bar or restaurant.