My ex is German. Her story of how difficult it is and how expensive to get a license there made me extremely jealous. If you parallel park and don't open the driver's door with your right hand to get out, you will fail. Using your right makes you look over your shoulder and see cyclists. Just tons of stuff like that.

According to the story, she refused a plea deal that would have given her some shorter sentence because she didn't want to do any time at all. She figured she would take her chances with a jury. She probably came off as very obtuse and unsympathetic.

Now that is just being silly.

You don't know what you're talking about. This is like saying ''she was asking for it'' when a woman gets assaulted because other people are statistically dangerous to her.

You can disagree with someone who is asking an honest - even rhetorical - question without turning it into talk radio.

If you park your car in the passing lane and get out in traffic on the freeway, causing people to die, you will definitely get charged with something.

Sure, but drunk drivers never mean to hurt anyone either. Intent doesn't matter.

Even if they were trying to be malicious, that would be an impossible case to make.

I don't think that kinda thing is cool on either tip - brigading from outside or the disgruntled employee thing.

I have woken up next to people less interesting than that sandwich.

I knew this would happen when Obama was elected.

Except pizza and bagels are good things.

I want to put it in a car seat and go for a long ride in the country with it during foliage season.

He is Kenneth's friend. He knows the frequency.

Sounds like they are all drunks there from the Yelp stuff. Someone accuses them of sockpuppeting the good reviews, too.

He could do that for a living.

It's funny, I don't mind creative trolls but the ones who just throw out slurs or ''u mad bro?'' ''u mad'' are weak.

People make shit up on Yelp all the time. Especially when there is already some bad story about the place.

They look like they are on their way to see their dealer before a swingers' party.