Hey, we won a game! Let us have a few moments of delusion.

OMFG, your user name!

He completely bolstered his wonky image and seemed like much less of a robo pol. I don't think it's gonna hurt him at all.

I could draw pictures for you if that helps. Dunno what's that confusing about it.

It's not cool for me to be constantly hitting on guests as a habit. Both for the business and for your personal piece of mind. It can get messy. I am standoffish or maybe not overly personal at first with everyone man or woman who comes into the bar to a certain extent. People don't need to know my politics or life…

The friend who brought me to the wedding kept telling me for a long time how well the couple was doing and how happy they were and how wrong I was about them. He was really trying to convince me (and himself, I guess) and I was like - I don't care, I never met those people before, I didn't ask for any of this…

I was at a wedding party in Hawaii that went on for days at an opulent resort where I knew almost no one in the whole group. There was this very attractive woman who kept gravitating to me and we talked some. I thought she was interesting in a brooding way so I maybe paid more attention to her than to some others but…

Frankly, I meet too many goddamn people to go around hitting on every cute person I see.

All those gweilo look alike.

I like to think the woman in that pic is just thinking ''WTF?'' like the rest of us.

Punch your mom, please.

I need a shower every time there is a story about this guy. Fucking gross.

This should be up top. I worked at a bar that had little business cards printed to hand to both men and women who were harassing people. Said something like ''The gentleman would like to enjoy his drink in private'' and ''The lady is not interested in making conversation with you right now.''

You aren't. You are just being polite and the waitresses react to you not hitting on them by getting attracted to you.

I lived near one of the oldest Cappuccino bars in the states in SF. They loved just kinda rudely telling people ''We're not Starbucks'' when people would come in and ask for Starbucks drinks like ventis or frapuccinos or whatever.

Isn't there some fake phone number you can give that lets the guys know he's being an asshole. Like with automated recordings and texts or something? Thought I read about that.

A woman getting hit on in any other public situation doesn't lose her livelihood if she tells the creeper what she thinks of him. Guys do this specifically because of a perceived power differential.

I am a gringo who speaks Spanish and the shit some of the BOH guys say gets so fucking old - to men and women alike. This one guy was always going on about faggots and suck my dick and la verga in Spanish. The guy got super pissed when I finally was like - dude, just come out of the closet already. This was after like…

Yeah, this shit is crazy.

What are you talking about?