Nonsense. Football games are - on average - about 13 minutes long.

This one place I worked at, the owner was one of those people who hated the fact servers and bartenders make so much more money compared to back of the house. He had this somewhat creepy habit of hiring women who were attractive and had gone to places like MIT or Mills or some other top end school. Fine enough but…

Then they will want to talk about the relationship.

So you are fighting the good fight in the gawker media comments section? How's that working out? Any data and how much better the world is since you started spamming your SJW drivel?

Right, we kept them in the toilet and cleaned them off by pissing on them.

Jesus Christ. That is so terrible. That last paragraph punched me in the gut. So sorry, and it's good you got some support.

I googled the name of the trans person here and I don't wanna say they do this for a living but there were a couple of other stories about discrimination lawsuits about them. There are people who do sue as a career but maybe she just has a couple of prominent suits going. Still, the restaurant seems like they tried to…

The rest of us live in the real world.

I was in the office of the place I was working at when this woman who had been made ill by roasted mussels called up for like the tenth time. The Chef was an asshole - as chefs are - but he was right. This woman was making a major pain in the ass out of herself.

Oh FFS. You're an idiot. Yeah, I am a total rape enabler.

Yeah, yeah the judge - who is elected like the CT state prosecutor and therefore a politician - said all sorts of scathing things. Like the fact that Allen didn't know his kids pets' friends or pets names. The guy cranking out a movie a year is an absentee, lousy father - go figure. Doesn't make him a molester.

You don't know how this stuff works. That Vanity Fair article comes straight from Mia Farrow's mouth. They publish whatever she says and have had an exclusive, sympathetic deal with her since the whole thing started.

You can't hire investigators that overrule state ones. It's simply not possible.

Sometimes it's very objectifying for men, though. People yelling and cheering.

I am more offended by the stock photo Pietà accompanying this piece. What do they tell these woman in feeding photos to get these insipidly beatific looks on their faces?

How much coffee have you had?

You chose to eat at Denny's. You already rolled the gross and unsanitary dice and came up Snake Eyes.

They need to get a body paint artist before they go in.

That's not what I said nor meant. Plenty of people - myself included - have woken up next to someone they wouldn't have if they started out sober or a little more sober. It isn't always predation to have a few too many and end up in bed with someone. A walk of shame doesn't have to happen after something that was…

I has cat as well.