@Bueller: Ask Motor Trend, who chose it over a WRX, Mazdaspeed 3, Lancer Ralliart, and Mini Clubman S in their March '09 issue. It came second to the GTI, and they rated the Cobalt "Best at the track...but interior still screams rental car." And it set a front-drive compact record of 8:22.85 at the 'Ring in 2008. …

Can't get much cooler than this, and not just because of all the snow!

Those are the two strangest-looking men I have ever seen.

@maximum_sarge: You, sir, have stolen the thoughts from my very brain.

Well at least there should be plenty of , People-readin' celebrity-obsessin' young ladies in today's audience for Jezza to ogle.

@brachial_plexus:

Albrecht Graf von Schlitz genannt von Goertz von Wrisburg.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: I've never seen one that wasn't that yellow/off-white color. Literally never. And I've seen a few.

This is—say it with me—"The All-New Dodge Dart...for Nineteen-Sixty."

Jaguar XK180. Maybe been the most beautiful thing ever to come out of Ford-run Jaguar. No. Definitely the most beautiful thing to come out of Ford-run Jaguar. And that's saying a lot when you look at the original XK8 coupe.

Chrysler Chronos. Quite literally the most beautiful car I've had the pleasure of seeing in person.

Gulf Oil? I thought it was BP?

@LTDScott: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for the bodywork. That shit rusts away.

@scottcom36 has Weekday DT's, Weekend OD's: Wouldn't that just be a list of every malaise-era American sedan with those amazingly upright "formal" lines. They all had a brougham edition of some sort. Or at least it sure seems like it.

Out of all the 1:18 scale cars I got as an adolescent, it is the one I most regret asking for (and that's saying a lot, as I have a New Beetle, an S-Type, an X-type, and a Cayenne). The Pronto Cruizer is my favorite.

@Alexei Nazarov: Yup. Dictator is "dictator."

I like BMWs, and I love the looks of the Challenger, especially in blue with white stripes, but this is what comes to mind when I see the two mashed together.

@Quattro-luvr: This evil being was in Covington—I'm from NKY but I'm living in Louisville at the moment.

@Quattro-luvr: I had a dream last night that I saw a Morris Marina in a parking lot here in Kentucky and I actually started kicking it. Not even making this up.

How 'bout an old rally Escort?