@Kuang: For some reason, British car writers sometimes baffle me. I have a coffee table book called Atlas of Cars or something like that, and the British author, by whom I have at least one more car book, includes a picture of a Spyker on an autoshow stand, with Spyker badging clearly visible on the car and the…

@Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria: Now, vat meks you say zat? First you try to turn my own plessholder...err azzistant...err team member against me, und now you are calling me ugly? Pliss, tell me vy I should not crush you zis instant.

Clarkson liked it so much he bought one. That's good enough for me. Here's a slideshow of 20 of the various cars he's owned, although I can't understand why the author is so surprised he likes Alfas. Must not be a petrolhead.

@brandegee: Ok, so it wouldn't be cheating, but just for the sheer hatefulness of the thing. (Supposed to come after my initial reply. Jalopnik confounds me sometimes.)

@Elhigh: If Don Martin were a commenter, he would heart-click you too

@Maxx Cracker: I've never been so glad not to have eaten dinner.

@gearhead_318: Exactly! And you know if they sold it here there are people out there who would buy one, just like people buy 300Cs because they look "just like" a Rolls or Bentley.

I have to agree with Mr. Nordschleife all the way down at the bottom there. Brilliant comment, @pauljones. Also,thank you for approving my very first comment, and giving me my first foothold in my relentless pursuit of a star. With examples like you to learn from, I take new steps every day. Perhaps I should be…

@brandegee: Guaranteed People's Curse?

@wild7s: 87 GNX = already in game

What do they need Volvo for? They already have BMW. Oh, wait...

I really hate this: the more I look at it, the more it grows on me. Proof that I need to get off of Jalopnik and back to studying.

@brachial_plexus: complete with sound effects.

@RäcinG73™: I would love to meet someone who bought a Multipla, as I always imagine them looking something like this.

@Pessimippopotamus: I do too! I thought of that and immediately recoiled in terror, as the Giulia Sprint is possibly my favorite car of all time.

It is ridiculously ugly. This cannot be denied. I'd just like to remind everyone, however, of just how ugly a crossover SUV can be. Makes the Juke look infinitely better.

@spectra: I love me some E-Type, but I hate me some Series 3...

@ShantJ: I heard it was just Jaguar trying to change their brand image from retro to modern. Dealers still install them as an aftermarket option.

@ScoobyDoo82: I did

I'd go either for the Sebring ad, or the MR-Probe-Sat-iero-2 ad put up by someone's angry girlfriend.