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George has always seemed to like the women in his life; to actually enjoy their company. I don’t think he expected to get married a second time, but he seemed to enjoy being in a relationship. Which... I’m a woman who’s about to be 44, and really enjoyed my last relationship even though I don’t feel any particular

I agree with this. I don’t think George Clooney was waiting to be “taken seriously”, I just think Amal knocked his fucking socks off. Hell, I’d marry her if she was interested.

I think you’re doing Amal Clooney a disservice here—she’s not just some trophy wife, or a well-bred race horse. If George Clooney said that he dated around for as long as he did because he wanted to be reasonably certain he could not possibly do better than whomever he ultimately ended up with, and that person turned o

I don’t know. Clooney, like you said, eventually married a woman of incredible substance, even if she is significantly younger than him. I could see Leo going the way of Jack Nicholson, who dated Paz de le Huerta when she was like 22 and he was 69.

I hope they’re each given a nice gift bag and some Valtrex as they’re shown out by his bodyguards. Maybe a brochure titled, “So you’ve aged out...”

It sounds like he is on the Blake Shelton tenure track but with less successful women.

Someone who names her kids Memphis and Navy has no business declaring anyone else's parenting choices evil.

I live in Memphis. We have great bbq. My ex gave me a kitten named Memphis. He’s agoraphobic.

It’s better than their original choices, Army, Navy, and Surplus.

Memphis. and. Navy.

Fun facts after a wiki dive. The Aldeans met when he drunkenly propositioned her at a bar while away from his wife and two kids. They actually apologized for “anyone who was hurt.”

You know, just like Jesus would do.

Holy shit you are just so insistent on misconstruing things. The only input Sudeikis had was asking that she be served where he thought she could be found (the airport or at her hotel), neither of which were meant to be public. But, and I quote “after several failed attempts” the processor server resorted to

As was pretty well established by a variety of much better informed commenters on Jezebel’s two posts regarding that, Sudeikis has zero control over how she was served and what’s more he publicly expressed regret about how that went down (despite having no control over it).

Except it’s already been said that Sudeikis didn’t have knowledge they would do that and there’s no proof either way that he did or did not state they should. 

Don’t underplay this.

Saying that candidate quality matters in statewide elections is also a tacit admission that absolutely incompetent nincompoops can run in and win House races, because Republicans have successfully gerrymandered so many states.

Welp, you can’t uproot your kids and move to another continent and put massive distance between them and a bonded parent that they were used to having in their lives every day, and then say you are acting in said children’s best interests. If this really is Wilde’s intention, I think Sudekis was right to serve her

“He could have served me discreetly, but instead...

Didn’t we already have this conversation (here — https://jezebel.com/jason-sudeikis-claims-he-didnt-know-ex-olivia-wilde-wou-1848852055) and wasn’t the general consensus among the commenters that Sudeikis almost certainly didn’t have anything to do with how she was served because process servers do whatever they need

A. Because you just know someone in the comments is going to claim they are confused why “they” is being used as a third-person-singular pronoun.