is a calzone a sandwich?

You are an idiot.

That guy on the right is Eric Holder, the Attorney General who, as a freshman at Columbia University, was part of an armed takeover of a public building. Goobers come in all shapes, sizes, colors, hairdos and can rise to be at the highest level of government. We're perpetually doomed.

The bigger joke is “productition.”

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Clockwise from left: Caitlyn Farley, Am I in this Picture? Guy, Blaine Gabbert’s Bottom Bitch, that friend from half the movies coming out right now (not Clark Duke, the other guy), Clark Kent’s Hair on Hipster Lumberjack Businessman, Rubberbland Man, DJ Colorblind Supreme, Zac Efron’s stand-in, Uday Hussein,…

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

i’m giving the slight edge to the clip of the guy who dressed up as a bear.

Good to see the Buttafuocos made peace with Amy Fisher, though.

Challenge: This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post). If Deadspin releases an article dissing the Democratic ticket, then I will post a video of myself running naked across a tennis court.

This is a Kinja blog, so the police are ALWAYS the bad guys.

The message it sends is clear: “I am unemployable and my impending head wound is going to cost the taxpayers dearly.”

Violating noise ordinances, traffic laws, helmet laws and motorist intimidation... those are all A-OK in your book as well?

There’s a bunch of poor white trash rednecks on the other side of Baltimore,…

dude it’s gawker. the narrative is riding like a bunch of idiots, breaking laws, weaving in and out of traffic is just sticking it to ‘the man’.

Yes BC in keeping with the Gawker narrative they are an all white racist paramilitary force actively killing black bodies. Not law enforcement.

Watching grown men fight is probably a welcome respite from spending your time and money enabling your ungrateful kids to be mediocre at sports.

It's estimated that there are 120,000 full time cops in the U.S. It's estimated there are roughly 400 police involved killings per year. Without even looking into circumstances and just assuming all police involved killings were malicious and involved racial factors, 0.3% of police officers were involved in a…

I'm Puerto Rican from Bronx ny who is a peace officer for the courts of NYS and I carey my firearm concealed off duty . When you take our training all of these rules (obviously not the black one and hoodie or outside rules placed here for mild humor and to hit a point ) are beat into your head . Especially to the…

Ah, fuck you, I was racing here to say that.

He fathered RGIII.