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@Samo: I thought it was a leg..barstool...bench..chair...thing..

@Samo: ...I thought it was a chair.

Is there ANY point to this beyond...well, the most obvious of uses for such a device?

@bainelaker: Best gay bar wingman pickup line?

Wait, so the iphone4 can't walk home? And it DOESNT have pew pew lasers in case of theft?

@Oh, God!! The Hokuten!!: hello sir, welcome to the internet. Please pick up your straightjacket, it's on the left.

@Stetrain: Unless you know, you're into that kind of thing

@Metkis: Holy crap, weirdly enough, I have that exact same knife. Got it at a cooking store for about 80$...pretty serious santoku thar

@PoG: *golf claps*

@Kaiser-Machead: But the clown...he said he was giving me a magic rainbow...

@Samo: Only foxconn workers

Ah well. Sell the previous generation on ebay and everything fixes itself

Good! Though even if it isn't exempted, we'll still undoubtedly jb.

@Matt Neidert: Nobody knows. Gizmodos used it many times, too....in ways each more mysterious than the last. Is he having a seizure? Is he doing a barrel roll? Is he trying to stick his head so far up his own ass that he enters an alternate universe where he is in fact god and doesn't fuck shit up like this? WE WILL