GAHHHHHH *dropkicks this cruel god in the testicles*

@taoprophet420: Oh come on, sell it on ebay. Don't get ripped off. :(

@Skyler Shaw: You can get on your knees but what happens at that point is completely at apples discretion. o__o

@tumes: Hearted

@Archie-Tekt: Article title: that's what she said

Mmmm...buttered ghost.

@★DoYouLikeToastToo?: I was thinking the same thing...plus I want to get an orange one and pretend I'm eating a 350$ creamsicle.

@tedknaz: *kicks in well*

@njknight: Oh yes we will. Not officially, but we'll still have it :)

@Sexy Hotdog: OMGPONIES!

@SkelatorDan: I thought that was dramatic chipmunk for a second.

@Shawn Pero: SO MANY PUNS ON ONE PAGE

@monkey314159: gives a new meaning to "chocolate rain".

@groundlessnfree: Wtf is up with support beam? Is that an eagle? I don't get the joke.

@TheSonOfKrypton: harder doesn't. Mean strength dammit! It still has the same tensile strength as the previous models

@Chernobyl: You so crazy, you so mafuckin crazy!

@Chernobyl:

@Channan: Chan! It's not a rubber strip. It's moulded plastic and rubber with metal buttons, no holes. Think speck candyshell.

@beatledud: Its not gorilla glass.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN