@ilovetofu: Indeed. :(

@smcallah: Damn it. I know I'm a horrible person but that would've been awesome.

Okay, I have a question: since the coasts of florida are now pretty much sludge, what will happen when a hurricane happens? Could it catch on fire?

@Not sent from my iPad but sent from a Froyo device: What the hell is that?

GET OFF MAH LAWN