The license plate said fresh and it had dice on the wheels.

Last paragraph nails it.

I’m currently having flashbacks to college, at which point riding in these felt like having flashbacks to middle school. That’s the beauty of old GM, that two-step.

$4,500 AND early GM build quality?

I deeply love this movie.

Whenever I see an early 1980’s jaguar, I think of the move Crazy People starring Dudley Moore, who was the ad exec that came up with this:

> Tesla Autopilot does not prevent all accidents.

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

In an Element DOWN BY THE RIVER

I can’t help but think “dental records” while looking at this thing. 

While there may not be a state safety inspection, doesn’t the Detroit Metro area have emission testing annually? Or is the 500.00 Jeep from Postal Hell exempt because of the age? Either way...

It’s one thing to drive a beater, but being in public in pajama pants!? Were you raised by raccoons?

So when does the book, David’s Jeep Mis-Adventures, hit the shelves. I can’t wait to download an illegal copy.

That’s kind of my point though. At $5k it’s a lot easier to click NP, but you probably would have to replace a bunch of vacuum lines. For $6k instead you get the car from a guy whose bench looks like this.

NP just for the garage cleanliness and organization. That’s who you want to buy 31 year old sports car from.

This thing’s only virtue is that it makes the Chevy SSR look practical. Five crack pipes with a fentanyl chaser.

CP at any price.

Wow. NP on that Vigor.