Vee haf calculated zis joke has unt 94.3% chance of inducing zee chuckles.

Exactly. Isn't this the V8 that is notorious for needing an $8,000 service to the timing chain and associated parts?

Her impression is a little off, but commendable.

I had one of the Aston Martin V8 Vantage Le Mans.

Obligatory 90s. A purple Diablo with scissors doors up? Heck to the yeah.

Unfortunately, you are boxed in by Priuses on a 6 lane highway. Check and mate.

2014 U.S. Sales: 1,330

At this point I will pay Shmee to not appear/talk in his videos.

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333 horsepower out of a naturally aspirated 3.2 liter 6 cylinder is still kind of nuts. Also, it's 4.7 seconds to 60. Still quick by any standard, especially for the money.

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Gawker is built on feeling strong emotions about things. Loving, hating, "can't get enough of", "will blow your mind", "is terrible", "greatest ever", etc.

Baby Boomers are the ones who aren't paying millennial enough to afford housing and cars.

Well, that's because the source is vastly mistaken. This isn't the P15. It's internally known as P11R.

I've actually known waaayyy too many guys who are seriously like this. They are generally the sort of dudes that wear bedazzled jeans and a half undone button down to a night club where they always get bottle service from their buddy who is a club promoter. They're the sort of dudes who talk about all these super…

Mr. Regular has got to get himself a job as a valet. RCR reviews while parking Harrisburg's finest rides along 2nd Street would be all kinds of awesome.

This is exactly why I NEVER give my cars to valets. Here's how that situation ALWAYS plays out:

Depreciation hit hard. Please.

Viper.