Looks like it's getting ready to nurse the baby boats.

Yeah, the captain's wife started arguing with him about how he never listens to her. But due to her speech impediment, bad things happen when he takes her literally.

First thoughts: stick some Hellas and a spoiler on it and it'd make a great rally car...

Still looks like it's sitting on donks.

I buy used because I know the previous owner ate the majority of the car's depreciation, saving me tens of thousands of dollars.

Tavarish, you've hinted at it in your last sentence, but this is a car that will absolutely appreciate over time (most M3s will, but I'm still skeptical about whether the E36 will shoot up in value like the E30 did and the E46 almost certainly will).

Um...yes please. I'm going to put the flamesuit on and say I would rather have this M3 than the current one. Just something special about winding that NA V8 out.

Perfect list. Just forgot the gorgeous, stillborn Volvo shooting brake concept

I still say we need a proper "jalopnik edition" pack that has such rarities as

Gearing.

This is really all I care about. I've had 350hp+ FWD cars and they were fun but torque steer and lack of tractions does get old. If it comes in AWD I will seriously consider buying one. If it's FWD I'm not interested at all.

Put that color on an AMG Black series and no one bats an eyelash. Put that color on a focus and everyone loses their shit. lol

Heck, I'd extend that to hand crank windows too.

They don't look good on modern curvy cars. Saw a tiburon with them on the back. Just looked wrong.

Rebuildable parts.

Rear-facing back seats in station wagons/minivans/crossovers/SUVs. My mom's '97 A6 Avant had them when I was a kid, best feature 5 y/o me could imagine on a car.

That's so awful we might have to call him Will.I.Am Shatner now.

1. Good job, Land Rover. Perfect tribute.

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*