Ah, yes, because we’re all only capable of learning and knowing things immediately relevant to us.

Alternate headline: Rich guy gets $10M tax deduction to discover how other rich guys get their tax deductions.

Should she follow in the footsteps of older teammates like Alex Morgan and Carli Lloyd and play in Europe, she would still earn some pay from U.S. Soccer as well as a salary from the club.

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

This is Nina. She’s a goofus.

Tank is sick of my shit.

They said he would sit in the box. He had other plans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scroll_wheel

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

LET’S REMEMBER SOME TRADES!

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

Eat all the dicks, please.

I saw that and my first thought was that no, it isn’t at all like that. It’s more like having a dietician advise that you eat at Burger King. (without having to disclose the fact that he owns a bunch of Burger Kings.)

That’s a high-scoring college game in just the second quarter. I bet he’s mad at the lack of defense.

The bear is good but then it goes to seals? Man, get that shit out of my face.

England doesn’t have blue in their flag.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

I think you can becuase I just did.