Thank you, but I honestly feel undeserving of your condolences. I don’t know how or why but I have never been sexually abused (I have been raised around three sexual predators of children and that includes only one clergy member) and there are countless other who need and deserve the support more than I. I only…

Lol!! I was hoping Leo would have lost again, not just because I think Eddie Redmayne should have won (even though he won last year) but because I wanted to laugh at Leo losing again. He bugs me so much, I had to do my best to restrain myself from commenting on FB friends posts about how happy they were that he won.

I totally pictured this:

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

I really should have done more research....

Takes excellent balance to do front-to-bike.

You've never done front-to-bike? You're missing out.

That’s such an X-Pro II thing to say.

I personally view everything through Valencia.

Between her and the shark, this is a fun Friday.

Any excuse.

Oh man, this costume is so expensive, but think of all the use you could get out of it... Is this a legitimate reason to dip into my savings??

Extreme Fangirling... worked for Katie Holmes... oh. wait....

Okay I have nothing bad to say about this Tweet Beat. WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE HERE?! My love for Ice T and Coco goes on and on. And Tig Notaro, I like the cut of your jib.

I’ll be honest. I do not like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Someone in my state (FLORIDA!!!) tried to claim his cat had downloaded thousands of images of child porn.

When I was a kid, I looovvved her catalog. I’d snatch it out of the mail and look at the strange, odd world of pretty things with your initials on them. Your initials, for gosh sakes! Ornaments, easter eggs, bean bag chairs, moccasins, picture frames, tote bags, PJs—all with your name or initials on them. My mother…

Take that back, Dot made me pee my pants at least twice.

He’s taking a big risk with that sign. Some idiot will read it and think “It says “adult” diapers. That must mean baby diapers are okay”.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.