And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the chicken nuggets, waffle fries, mini chick-n biscuits, Chick-fil-A sauce, carrot salad, lemonade....

Yup. I work with dead people. Temporary barriers are used all the time to shield bodies from public view. I’d say where I work the police are actually pretty good about using them, too.

No you’re not. Not sure what it is that we’re supposed to take away from those tweets.

Had to watch it yesterday and it’s even better than I remembered from all those years ago. He will be missed.

Someone watched Black Mirror and came out with the wrong message.

Pike isn’t a name. It’s a fish.

I thought he wasn’t actually going to give her the money but instead give it to the charities directly. Which I thought was a POS move. I guess she did eventually get the money herself then.

Everybody knows about Mississippi, goddamn

Got my debit card skimmed (including PIN) on a vacation recently and, yes, it was a pain in the ass to get refunded. Had to escalate the hell out of it. Definitely going to limit debit card use in the future.

They (conveniently? purposefully? ignorantly?) ignore the fact that slavery, Jim Crow, etc. did not just have an individual impact. They had, and have, a generational impact. 

Somehow she is just a 28 year old lowly bartender with shit credit and no real political power AND capable of single-handedly thwarting a multi-billion dollar deal.

You forgot “You don’t know what’s in my heart” and “Anyone who knows me knows I’m not racist/don’t have a racist bone in my body”

Is that better or worse than Bottomer?

Then you have this teen who certainly doesn’t look like he was repeatedly punched in the face.

10 bucks he pronounces it ideal-uhgee. 

Don’t ask, don’t go tell it on the mountain.

How does the church treat divorced people who are not rich and famous and can gift them a lot of PR.

Well fuck I guess we shouldn’t try anything then. Solid plan.

“This black man walked into our drug store and sat at the counter right next to us. We weren’t being aggressive or threatening. We’re the real victims.”

Two big front page news items in Houston today are 1) CBP seizing $22.5 million worth of cocaine at the border and 2) Largest ever group of migrants, including 200 minors, found to have tunneled under the wall.