Those are the super smoky, rich ones this guy probably thinks women are most intimidated by (yawn). The ones that, yes, taste like bonfires. I happen to like them.

I toured a distillery in Scotland and now like it (didn’t know much about it before but those tastings were convincing).

“You see what happened with the police officers that didn’t have the guts to go in...

Back in the days of dial-up AIM I encountered my first troll who argued that there was no such thing as time zones.

I always come back to this:

I’ve got a cavachon. She’s a bit of a diva, stubborn, but funny and adorable.

I just watched Encino Man for the first time in forever. Thumbs up.

What I’m gathering from the responses:

Damn those comments above had me convinced it was Kyle.

Yeah I don’t know if it’s that his character was just written better or if it’s cause he’s that good. Probably the latter. I never cry at movies/tv shows. Never. But damn if I’m not kind of tearing up at all his scenes.

Don’t blame her considering she was basically accused of killing her own mother. And had to miss the funeral. That family is cursed though.

And see I expected to hate it. Down is up!!

I can’t believe I’m about to say this but the pumpkin was good.

Ivanka does this stupid shit with her ys

Hell if I were a teacher I’d stage a walk out if that policy was being considered.

Wonder whose handwriting that is.

Twist! We don’t actually learn those things in Texas.

I think you’re being far too generous.

From someone who was suspended for 3 days and it was never even put on my school record? Yeah it’s stupid.

Needville, TX population ~3k. Checks out.