You laugh but have you seen a body whose arms were eaten off by their cute little puppy? I have...

As I’m sitting next to my two dogs I’m reminded of the several cases over the years at the ME’s office where I work of dogs eating their owners. It happens way too often for my comfort.

Yep. Considering this country was built on the idea that the lives and livelihoods of POC don’t matter, that they’re expendable. It should be obvious that BLM means hey assholes our lives matter, too, it would be nice if you finally acknowledged it.

I never get a good hard (yes I did it) look at them. I want to study them anatomically. Poke them, notate their responses.

Well I posit that all these radical Islamic terrorist attacks are planned out by the administration. Two can play crazy here.

Working in a morgue (I say that a lot but I don’t expect anyone to remember), the sticky outey bits of the body get removed real fast in water. Animals gotta eat.

I watched this expecting to be irritated but it was delightful. The “I wish you were here” was super sweet. Geek on SJP, we’re right there with ya.

You can’t even see your own willy, how the hell would you know if you’re being boofed.

Now now in all fairness he was most likely born an idiot.

Is it really the eclipse of the century when there’s another one in 7 fucking years.

Does he though

Anyone up for a timeshare?

Will never understand this country’s need to erect statues dedicated to traitors who lost.

If it’s going to be after Barack you have to include his middle name because, come on.

He’s getting some company soon

Thankfully this was part of my Texas history classes growing up

Why is Lee on a chapel anyway? He hasn’t officially reached sainthood (yet).

Those are in no particular order, save Walken and Lee and maybe Ricci. Adjust to your heart’s content!

I just found out that one of my pups is older than I thought. So I might lose him sooner than expected and that hurts.

That dude’s 18??