Today I learned something new. I’ve had the exact opposite problem. Seems like all the women I meet are relatively uneducated. Not sure if it’s me or the area I live in. I’m too far from Philly and NY to try dating someone from there, but maybe close enough that most educated people around here flee to the cities. I’d…

“After refusing to put my destination into his GPS”

I didn’t take it out of the box, just never noticed the tabs on the sides to actually hold the roll in the box. So, I’d pull gently enough to unroll it without lifting the roll out of the box, then close the lid on it to hold it in place while tearing off.

Oh. My. God.

New plan. Pass a law that presumes rape in any case where a written contract isn’t signed by both parties, which covers all acts and details involved. I see no reasonable alternative. People suck.

“The creators are also looking to launch a social network.”

“They must have thrown something at me!”

Light bulbs are surprisinglly resilient to compressive force. Also, if you had a glass object in your rectum, I imagine that would be a very strong incentive to be very careful. And not sneeze.

Thank you. I wish more people thought this way.

“Just inches from Deez Nuts is Butt Stuff”

“OK, class, today we are going to learn about thrust control!”

I live to serve your bathing suit places.

Yeah, I really took the low hanging fruit there. Feel free to reciprocate.

That’s what she said.

Is this like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl?

No worries, I’ll eat about anything. ;-)

That wasn’t a no, though. I’m pretty sure that means it’s on.

#notallbigdicks

And some (who look like the above image) ‘play the hand’ more than others?

I think one more small part of my soul died when I realized that you are probably actually correct, here.