This sounds like an offer. I’m going to interpret it that way. Giggity.

And people like you just put a poor mechanic out of business. How can you live with yourself? He had a family! <insert picture of starving children>

Oh... yes... naturally... of course I knew that...

That picture doesn’t appear to be in a car. So apparently she also brings it into her home. Also, you said you didn’t know it had a name. Methinks there’s more to this than you realize.

Your 1 was my first thought. And honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me to see something like that left out of an article, sadly. Details that make something make sense don’t rile people up enough.

I wonder how many men are going to start moisturizing their dicks after reading this comment.

I had the same problem briefly. I’ve only had one partner, and at first she seemed to be cool with just pounding away. Then she started having pain, and we had to cool it. I learned pretty damned fast that if I wanted to get laid on the regular, I had to learn thrust control, and stop at just the right spot, rather…

His vacuum cleaner is still in therapy.

Anyone else think this looks like cucumber bondage? That’s a thing, right? This is the internet, I’m sure that’s a thing.

Excellent straw man, you really knocked it down good.

Note that he didn’t say or imply that this is a bad thing. Maybe getting poked while he pokes is his thing? Maybe this statement was more like “Hey, IUDs are grea, my girl got one and there was this awesome side benefit!”

Yeah, I should really work this out myself. The stakes are lower, since I have no dependents, but if I were to die today, my ex-fiancee is going to be a very happy girl. And it would probably mostly go up her nose, which is a shame.

As disastrous as this could be, I could also see a massive resurgence in politeness. This would just be Darwinian. Assholes would likely be eliminated at a far higher rate than people who are kind to everyone they meet and go out of their way not to step on anyone’s toes.

Odds of being killed by a gun in your lifetime in the US: 1 in 15,565

Also note that if you selected single adult, they are using a studio apartment for the housing cost. It bumps to a one bedroom apartment if you have two adults with no children, a two bedroom for 1-2 children, and three bedrooms for 3-4 children.

“What matters is that there will always be angry and unstable people in the world”

“I’m betting that the first time it happened in history [he told her] is was a result of slipping.”

Interesting to see one person in this thread that matches my experience. My ex was the one to suggest losing the condoms. She didn’t like the feel, and I agreed. And anyone I’ve talked to has pretty much agreed that it feels better without. So yeah, condoms are great, and everyone should know how to use them, and use…

My knee-jerk reaction was the same as anyone else’s, but this actually kinda makes sense as he describes it. You go shooting, and when you’re done, you get drinks and bullshit before going home. Yes, you could ‘go to Outback’ instead, but then the range wouldn’t be getting your money for hugely marked up booze. Same…

I thought there was some kind of rug in the tub, and then I realized it was looking at me. What in the hell is that? Don’t say dog, I wont believe it.