Sorry, but this is bogus. I’ve sat in an idling vehicle for more than an hour on plenty of occasions. (Most recently, watching my young siblings while their parents were in traffic court. And yes, I know it would have made more sense to just babysit them at home, it was a last minute thing.) It uses very little gas,…

My first thought reading that letter: For the sake of your relationship and your/her sanity, TAKE THAT SHIT TO YOUR GRAVE.

I hate to be that guy, but you do know there were no Catholics in 201BCE, right? I mean, yeah, maybe you’re saying the archaic mandates are even older than the religion? I’m not familiar with the arguments against birth control, so maybe it’s some old testament stuff? Just struck me as odd.

That works too. I’m picturing a scene with Bond on a motorcycle chasing the bad guys when they take off in a boat. He pushes a button while driving down a dock, little plates pop out at the bottom of the bike, and boom, he hits the water and keeps on going. The bad guys turn and point in astonishment.

I had a similar thought, but with a James Bond flick. This totally could be a Q invention.

Yeah, I just checked this myself with the labels on ShopRite milk. 12g of sugar per 1 cup serving. Same for whole, 2%, and 1%. In fact, all the stats are identical except for fats and cholesterol, except that the whole has 6% vitamin A, while the other two have 10%, for some reason.

This. My ex and I has the same opinion there. When I went down, I had to take a drink, swish around a bit maybe, and then we were good. Same for the few times she reciprocated. I never would have considered asking her to brush her teeth. I don’t even know what that would accomplish... it’s not like she’s chewing…

Yeah, I was wondering if I was some kind of weirdo. I’ve actually never gotten off to a bj, as the only woman I’ve been with couldn’t go very long. In ideal conditions, I can go as early as 4-5 minutes with regular intercourse, but usually it takes longer. My current theory is that the years of only self-service…

Huh, I was confused reading the title. I was thinking along the lines of high temperatures and general overheating. Might be more accurate if changed to ...When the Pavement’s Too Hot... :P

Maybe you just have had some shitty servers? Taking someone’s plate while they are eating is not anywhere near the same thing as taking an empty plate from one person while others are still eating. I like to lean on the table when my food is done, so I appreciate when my plate is cleared.

I can’t help it:

Fair enough. I admit I did consider that, and your research more or less confirmed my expectations. I wouldn’t have expected NJ to be at the bottom or anything, but 4th in community and home safety just seemed absurd, at face value. I understand it’s a factor of the pieces that went into the category, but my argument…

If you feel you deserve more, find the same position at another company which values that position more highly. Thus, the competition between companies for the best talent puts upward pressure on salaries. I don’t see any reason why you would need different pay for the same position at the same company.

So, New Jersey is 4th for home and community safety? I’m just going to have to Nope all over this study.

I was under the impression that bananas were only an issue while under-ripe, and that once they brown/soften sufficiently, they don’t pose a problem. It’s just that most people will only eat bananas if the skin is pure yellow.

Am I the only one who was searching the picture for said kiss? Like a Where’s Waldo with no Waldo...