Yup. It got pretty messi at the end there. 

WE NEED MORE MARIO STRIKERS IN OUR LIVES DAMMIT.

Super Mario Strikers is a great example of how to make a fun soccer arcade game. I know that most of the people who play soccer games tend to go for the simulation-style games, but I just want to set up sweet-ass cross-header combos with anthropomorphic mushrooms and Italian plumbers all day.

It was a hit with my friends in high school and we would all stay up way too late trying to out score each other. Good times.

Ummm, sorry to disagree but Hot Rod is one of the best comedies of the last ten years.

“I’m bleeding, making me the victor.”

“I implore you to reconsider!” ...”Ok.”

Not even the weirdest Dune reference in the series. They did an extended bit about a hypothetical future where Mandy has conquered the planet and transformed herself into a giant worm, while keeping an endless succession of Billy clones on retainer.

This list is pretty good. I rather liked the first two Scary Movies (I even liked Don’t Be A Menace..., so help me God), though I haven’t seen them since I was about 20.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

The Paterno family is always willing to go the Second Mile to deny their complicity in Sandusky’s crimes.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.

If you see a weird person going door to door, beating people into coughing up money for this idea with the collected trilogy like the world’s most aggressive Jehovah’s Witness, I’m blaming you.

The doppledanger at the end was sorta early 2000s music video-ish

Without having read the books, I agree about the inclusion of more cosmic horror. As was mentioned in the article, one of the really interesting things about this movie was that the shimmer is this force of nature, and as much as we might want to ascribe a deeper meaning to it, it just *is.* The scientists in the…

As someone going through the trilogy for the eighth time, oh Gods, I would’ve loved to have seen what Control saw in the video footage. It still gives me chills. The Southern Reach trilogy is what turned me into such a fan of Jeff VanderMeer.

Down in the Park is a good choice. I might’ve even gone with Are Friends Electric? too if we’re venturing into more esoteric stuff.

Trouble With the Perv

I am fucking TERRIBLE at napping. I have slept on an airplane maybe once, when I was heavily sedated and extremely tired.

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.