That’s where my mind went too. I feel like if I am ever presented with the opportunity to knock the shit out of a racist, I need to make it count because I’m not getting any pardons.
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But Billy Madison!
No one ever trains for these situations.
“Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we’ve ever had!”
Why do women insist on asking questions to which they know they are unlikely to like the answer?
My mental sequence as I read this:
There are no airbags in the future, but FOAM. You didn’t see Demolition Man?
Well if the Facebook news feed had any modicum of sense - why the F am I seeing stories out of order?
Something something always the answer.
I had a salesman tell me the Wrangler leases are high because they know people will pay. If I wanted a more comfortable vehicle with better options for less money, I could choose from literally anything else in their lineup.
Theory: let’s make it cheaper to borrow money, so people can start new businesses and create new jobs.
If I’m dropping coin on a 90s F-body, it’s gotta be the T/A 30th Anniversary edition. Pop-ups, T-tops, and flared nostrils FTW.
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Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.
Grandad used to jiggle the keys in the ignition “it won’t start until your seatbelt is buckled”
Fixored. Will see myself out now.
Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.
I really like the cars and coffee edition
Turned the phone horizontally?
Eh+
Aren’t passengers rated like drivers? If so, I wonder how many will feel pressured to tip to avoid a bad rating.