It always strikes me as odd that so many visitors to an auto enthusiast site are against people upgrading cars unless it's absolutely necessary. 

“Imagine going to Best Buy and telling the cashier, “I’ll take this flatscreen if you knock off fifty bucks.”

Got to enjoy watching a vulture eat a squirrel off the street in front of my house a few days ago. And that's in the city in the Midwest!

If the i3 has looked like a 2 series instead of an ugly toy i bet it would have panned out a lot better.

You think white collar employees can't be replaced any day? Happens all the time. 

Jesus Christ is more likely to float down and hand the owner keys to a new Bentley than a dealership is to just make something right on their own.

“Do they want all Americans to stop questioning LEOs when they do illicit shit like this?”

“if cops want to regain the trust of the public, don’t do suspicious stuff over and over and over . “

Glad I was able to get out of my Jeep lease early with 3600 on my pocket

Assuming you can even see to find yours after the guy in the giant SUV/pickup blows out your retinas with his eye-level nuclear high beams

The train engine folks often end up being the cellphone folks, too busy to even notice the train behind them

Or the tech turned them off while it was in the shop and the owner never realized it somehow. Auto on/off should be the default and reset every time the car turns off like some automatic start/stop engines do.

There's also a mortgage specific score that some lender's use. 

Straight grapefruit juice is great with vodka

That LS was the best choice of the bunch. OP will be a grandpa in no time with an LS swap. 

I can't let you do that, Hal.

“implies that it isn’t obvious or agreed upon by everybody”

“In what universe is that not an actual murder conviction on the spot?”

Tell the cops to stop breaking it too. Or are they just criminals?

Tough to do since most dealers don't stock true base models much and people don't like to wait.