If there are any old Punks in the thread, I’m sure y’all can relate.

I cannot imagine the possibility of Paris Jackson ever being a happy, well-adjusted person without pursuing a life of radical altruism.

A: Great job one upping each other this week, Brangelina publicists. Angelina smells divine while saving the world! Brad is just such a wonderful dad and a better man for it! And scene.

I hope Malia has the time of her life during these years. Hell, somebody’s going to have to have some fun. And, honestly, I can’t wait until the girls are ready to tell us their stories, should they ever choose. I want them to live so care-free in the next few years that they make a particular kind of American…

Being a pedestrian in this country is dangerous in general

Part of me believes this was an early executive order because of the march. Trump is spiteful.

As stated above, I think the issue with Taylor is she trots out “women’s rights” and “feminism” when it’s convienent for her. She was silent when trump was running, and it looks like she’s more concerned about losing fans. Maybe her heart is in the right place, maybe in private conversations she spoke out about how…

People are always comparing Trump to Hitler. But, c’mon, at least Hitler actually wrote his own book.

At least Adolf could pack them in and give a coherent speech, he was also smarter and better dressed than trump which makes me feel better about our odds.

The aneurysm will be televised.

Dear Herr Drumpf,

That speech as made in Hollywood.

Tim Kaine touched on the possibility that parents would shop around for a system that was friendlier to their children with disabilities, and BDV seemed to think that that, too, was also best left to the states to hash out. I think this has the potential to create sender-states and receiver-states, personally, and a…

I assume that as with most things he does it’s about the humiliation.

That whole string of hashtags is insane. It reads like it was written by somebody who wrote ad material for porn sites in the late nineties.

Every time there is an opportunity to lay bare his incompetence and fundamental indecency, and to point out the behavior rendering him unsuitable for public office, I will do it.

Unfortunately, it’s more like, “you go, security camera!!!” Because if it was just her word against his, we would not have heard a thing about this. I guess there are some upsides to Big Brother’s surveillance state.

Trump’s America ladies and gents. The pervs and bigots are practically wetting themselves with excitement over the increased normalization of harassment and assault. No more need to be politically correct - just pinch away.

Keep on! This is what I always loved of gawker and I’m glad it’s continuing.

This is a very good question. Unfortunately, the fact that the lawsuit is itself sealed makes it difficult to understand what the crux of it is (or why the judge eventually ruled in O’Reilly’s favor). That, of course, is exactly why we’re trying to unseal it.