NEW AND IMPROVED TRUMP: NOW WITH LESS FACTS.

Surfed over to the actual Cabinet to find a quirky position, or perhaps a title that would give itself to a pun. And found myself almost in tears reading the names of the current Cabinet members. Ernest Moniz; Julián Castro; Gina McCarthy. People who had résumés that spanned decades and work that actually bestowed…

Speaking as a fellow Old, I concur: the invisibility of being une femme d’un certain âge is indeed a kind of superpower.

Kara banned me a while ago. It’s been sad.

He really was a fool if he believed their meetings was actually anything more than revenge. Having a public dinner should have been the final clue, especially since Herr Drumpf never met so publicly with any of his other potential nominees.

I want to scream it to the rafters:

I’m stocking up on More cigarettes, Coors, and monster truck parts. I, for one, plan on being prepared to barter for my life with my redneck overlords.

with emphasis on the “PUTIN.”

And the bulk of the speeches were leaked. And they’re great speeches! Pragmatic, thoughtful, insanely informed. Way above the average corporate speech, and I’d say worth the price on that market.

But, see, Trump didn’t give any speeches at Goldman Sachs. He’s stocking his cabinet with bankers, but speeches are all that matters. Focus, people. /s

Hillary got paid to speak at Goldman Sachs. Donald has hundreds of millions of dollars in debt with Goldman Sachs. See? Completely different!

Hillary was too involved with Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms, so this really is the opposite, right?

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

It’s estimated to be in the neighbor of 3 million a year, but that’s apparently OK ‘cause Biden charged the secret service around $24k/year to rent out a guest cottage on his property. (I made the mistake of wading into the Facebook comments on an article about this)

I don’t even know if it would be a bad thing for press outlets to be denied credentials. Trump is belligerent and evasive and openly hostile to the press. During the campaign, he tricked reporters in his press pool into airing elaborate commercials for his hotels, and he used them as props as his rallies, siccing his…

Funny thing is, I wish I was rich so I could avoid talking to people, especially strangers. I’d love to be able to hire someone to do my errands, call my credit card company, grab my food, etc.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

I’m peeved that people just reduce Duvall’s career down to The Shining. Her career is chock full of great directors and her exemplary work behind the camera for children’s entertainment. She is a gentle soul and does not deserve this, leave her the hell alone.

BTW, to show you just how important a single vote is in a system like our’s (winner-take-all, first past the post), my home state of Michigan is currently being decided by around 11,000 votes...out of 4.8 million. A single percentage point higher turnout in Detroit, a quarter of Jill Stein’s 51,420 voters in the…