A pre-nup has nothing on child support. Believe me.

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

Came here to praise Martin Freeman, an actor who could have chemistry with a muddy lump of granite. But you covered that point quite nicely, thank you. So, thank you.

Why is his campaign spokesperson making announcement for his foundation?

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

You are just getting your hopes up. I think he was right when he said his supporters would still vote for him if he shot someone in Central Park.

Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for Pascal Duvier.

Mazel tov, ladies!

When you see behind-the-scenes photos like that, you get a sense that she’s probably a really fun person. Wish we saw more of that; maybe people would be less horrible to her.

Love the picture, they look so warm and real.

SHE DID HAVE A REALLY, REALLY GOOD NIGHT

That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...

At least Hillary Clinton wasn’t stupid enough to put the New York City Office of Emergency Management into the World Trade Center against the recommendation of the FBI.

I’m honestly amazed that there aren’t more weird typos in the stuff you publish at the rate these stories go up! I’m a garbage self-proofreader.

While I’m not ruling out the possible that he’s an IRL creep, it is entirely possible that he has a sext addiction, so to speak. Studies have shown that visual or audio cues signaling the arrival of a text message, tweet, etc. triggers the same synaptic response as pulling the lever on a slot machine. Basically, it…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

It’s a good thing.

Martha Stewart worked her ass off to become Martha Stewart. Starting with baking muffins, selling them in offices and later opening a catering company. She built an ACTUAL billion dollar empire, not one based off of “how much I feel my business is worth today” Trump accounting. She also didn’t inherit $200MM.

Martha and Hillary were making television together long before Trump came along.