She would be a supermodel...in ANTM-land. She’s as typical as Tyra’s strongest candidates. Kendall might even have made top 10 in the Australian version of the show. But she does have problems with smizing and H2T.

The Globes has always only been relevant because of its total craziness. And that will go on. Thankfully.

Oh, VH1, forget ANTM, bring Australia’s NTM to our broadcasty shores. It’s so much better. Tyra can continue to do her Fashion Goddess thing of occasionally appearing to bless the proceedings with her crazy words and smizing eyes.

Yep. I got ambushed into a disciplinary meeting and that was the prime complaint...although there were no situations or examples given other than I apparently “intimidated” others. They did finally admit that I was never physically intimidating, but that was only when HR finally told my manager that she had to be more…

$350k house might not seem like much for some areas (here in Portland, it’s almost a fix-upper). But in and around Manitowok, Wisconsin, it’s pretty Trumpy.

THIS: “...dramatic is because everything about immigration (and sanctuary) of people from the Middle East (or anyone not milky in color) has been a huge issue, there’s a ton of vehement opposition, and by inviting “one of them” to this address, he’s making a big (Christian really) statement.”

Bachman’s not in the Twin Cities; her former district is small, formally more rural and solidly conservative (although that’s slowly changing a bit at least, they seem to want to be less batshit crazy than Bachman).

You’ve given me a reason to think nicely of her. In the spirit of the new year, I thank you.

Meh. LCD (which, really, is Murphy and Mahoney) has been playing in one configuration or another at Burning Man during most of this “break-up” time.

I suppose it couldn’t just be that they wanted to get the stuff out in calendar year 2015 (which is most likely connected to Congressional demand). No? Of course, why not lather up more frothy conspiritorial goodness.

Wendy O Williams was famous for her nerve and for out-punking the then too-fluid punk aesthetic. She had bigger balls than most of those on the scene. And her body was another of her instruments.

Yikes. At least, Scott Eastwood looks real. Brody is madeup just like his sisters, but with using his immaculately buzzed beard as contour.

The great Ms. Aretha Franklin has talked a little shite and thrown some clever shade over the last year, but, DAMN, if she didn’t just use this opportunity to remind folks of not only THAT VOICE, but also her talent and stage presence. Good on her!

Joshua Tree? Um, no. I can happily mix my imbibes of choice around a homemade pizza drizzeled with enhanced oil, watching some RiffTrax and watching/listening to Boiler Room mixes, and watching fireworks as they roll over the globe. No dealing with amateurs for moi.

Huckabee is “selling,” not running. He’s trotted out every presidential election cycle (usually with a new book, or a book with a new cover) since 2008, and commands the more mainstream conservative news cycle until he gets too wacky and returns to the whacko ultra conservative groups. He’s raising money for himself…

I doubt they will be making anything.

A sensible soloution, but one anchored to an assumption that 1) a child’s parent has a credit card (or even credit).

Argh. So sorry for the so many typos in my post. Note to self: never post post-happy hour – especially about Madonna’s parenting.

SERIOUSLY? The kid just spent MONTHS touring with Mom/Madge. And she needs push this shite to MAKE his come to NYC for Xmas? Crazy that Madonna is the only one in the fam who seems to be allowed to act out. Take it down a notch, Ms Madonna. This is not where you want to anchor your relationship with your teen son,…

(Love to you and the fam)