The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

On the surface, my embezzlement from Little Sisters of the Poor seems like a selfish act. But what if my bookie has a sick kid and can’t afford health insurance?

I get what you’re saying, but I would say if your behavior is so boorish that security has to come over to you four times — and ultimately kick you out even though you’re the coach’s wife — then yes, you have to live with people showing your boorishness.

Somebody’s parents did something right: HERS.

When the Shame Stands Tall  

“fast girls”

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Hoping for seventeen losses in a sixteen-game season. You, sir, are a fiend.

Breaking: Ex-mediocre reliever approves of manager trusting mediocre relievers.

Can’t wait for him to submit this as a thesis paper to earn honors in one of the football team’s more popular majors.

One huge point that’s not being discussed enough: is Scarnecchia a fucking wizard or something? The O-line was shit after he left. The Pats coax him out of retirement and he turns a bunch of late round picks and guys off the couch into an impenetrable, run blocking wall. What the hell does he know that every other…