Ugh, and the 3 hours spent on benefits. Do they match 401(k) contributions? How long till they’re vested? And figuring out deductions since he’ll be paying DC and NYC taxes?

He’s not within his rights to do that. If they felt it was unreasonable they could have refused payment in all pennies, just like when places say they wont accept anything larger than a $20.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

As a 30 year old Mexican-American the photo of El Tri and The USMNT embracing each other for the pregame photo was the most awesome display of unity these dust filled eyes have ever seen.

apparently your still a bad person if you can’t adopt all of the greyhounds....well according to this article at least.

Once again, a cub may be collected and saved from the fate suffered by some of the animals at Animal House and Great Cats of Indiana. But will the remaining animals—the dozens left behind at the rescue facility—lead short lives full of suffering?

This just means, though, that while he lived a good life, he did so—because of LSU—at the expense of the tigers and other exotic animals he left behind.

The black squirrel stole the show.

Unfortunately for the workers, Harvard can simply switch over to a program that hires students to work in the dining hall, with their pay going towards their tuition. Many colleges across the US do this. Which means that a guy like Tommy from Charlestown, who prepares the fresh fruit, is easily replaced by a student…

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

I saw Dee Gordon’s home run Monday and became convinced there was a God. I saw Tebow’s home run today and began to rethink that position.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Say the driver has a hear attack while AutoPilot is active and it completely unresponsive behind the wheel. After running through its warning alerts, AutoPilot won’t just shut off and stop the car dead. It will gradually bring the car to a complete stop with the hazard flashers on.

I was just making a joke and don’t really have an answer. But I’m pretty sure I’ve heard worse.

Sure but in the US, I bring bring my 7 year old to the bar and I'm an asshole alcoholic.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.