Could you put some sense into your Deadspin colleague who wrote this article, please??

Not only is Bee funny and awesome, but i gotta say, there is something totally sexy about her.

Phelps overrated? You are trolling or legitimately insane

As good as Rose is and as amazing as the addition of Noah sounds on paper, the Knicks will find a way to fuck everything up. The hype will make the collapse all the more epic

You cannot be serious about this.

WTF kind of name is Rougned Odor?

“I had to remind him that we’re in the same boat in this industry and people of color...”

Whoever believes this is an absolute sucker. He’s not going anywhere.

I would bet my house that you aren’t even old enough to have watched Baylor, Wilt, West and Kareem play on a regular basis to form your own opinion about them. GTFO and stop being a hater

I don’t believe that for a second. She is claiming she is joking because she realized there is no other reasonable explanation.

“Clearly she was not serious and was joking around, albiet in an off-color way.”

Um. Have you forgotten you are on Gawker.com?

I get that quality bread can definitely make a sandwich better, but trust me when I can make a damn good sandwich on supermarket bread anytime

Anchovies are vile.

You are selling him short. I would say 90%

This was so spot on and so funny that i don’t believe it even came from SNL writers

Then don’t fucking read articles about it and don’t fucking watch it.

Why are you such a racist?

I ate at Chipotle twice, I got explosive diarrhea twice. Fuck that place

Haha...well, this will end up backfiring