Former wig-wearer, meth head and tennis champion, Andre Agassi

You probably don’t want to tease a Hippo. They are one of the most dangerous animals in the world and will attack a human in a heartbeat

No surprises here. Get ready for the cop who shot Walter Scott to be set free too.

Average. Asian babies have no equals for cuteness

You need to ask either children or mentally challenged adults to get an answer.

why is anyone surprised that this dude is injured again?

"Kobe Bryant attempting to navigate his life after basketball is going to be one of the most fascinating sports stories of the decade"

This is terrible. Sure, Nick Cave and PJ have had their moments (For me Rid Of Me is one of the top 10 albums of the 90's) but this is just bad.

none of those things. We say, "so the fuck what?" and just keep it moving

He seems kind of dumb. But i guess when you are a superstar pro football player, the ladies will still line up

Despite for my intense hatred for the thuggery of the Rat Piley Knicks of the 90's, i hope he pulls through.

Someone actually paid you to do this?

"I'm sure he said "how you gonna stop gahs plah"

If you close your eyes, he sounds exactly like the foo fighters here. yeah, i said it.

Anchovies are vile. Just steam the florets and toss in olive oil, salt, pepper and lime juice. For an added bonus, you can toss some slivered almonds in there

Lawrence is not in the same universe as Kinski

did you read it? It doesn't imply that at all

jesus christ, Jay-Z is one ugly dude.

You haters are pathetic. He is a massive celebrity, he isn't married and everywhere he goes, beautiful women throw themselves at him. Why wouldn't he take advantage of this and bang as many beautiful women as he can?

LOL at the clowns who though Phil Jackson coming to NYC was going to magically transform this shitty organization and team. I KNEW it would make no difference.