I remember hearing the comedian Patrice O'neal making a joke about his belief that in 10 years or so, 9/11 will be a hamburger and hot dog kind of holiday in the U.S. This joke nor the guys in the article shock me one bit.

People who don't love dogs creep me out. I am convinced that there is really something wrong with them.

Huma Abedin, is that you?

Who cares if she is getting a lot of covers right now - i want to make out with her

Fcuk you too, Weiner. And good riddance

The franco roast was by far, the worst roast i've seen in years and possibly, ever. Too many of the roasters were too timid or acted too guilty to make fun of the participants. That was lame. When you participate in a celebrity roast, you MUST bring it. The gay jokes didn't bother me but i do find it interesting that…

someone needs to photoshop a pic with 1/2 of Leno's face and 1/2 of kelly osbourne's face. could you imagine? yikes!

Good riddance to Murray - he is so damn boring and congrats to Wawrinka for a fine performance (even though he has little chance against Djokovic)

She was pointless in The Avengers. Where was the sense in casting a character armed with a small handgun fighting off bad guys trying to DESTROY THE EARTH???.

when has ANY laughtrack not been sucky?? I find them intolerable. always

I like Cummings on the roasts and some of her standup but i don't bother with her sitcom stuff, because 99% of all sitcoms are just shit. A few months back i saw her on Stern and she looks like she is on some serious meds...

she is an absolute badass. when i was a kid (around the time she swam around Manhattan) i had such a crush on her

fail, fail, fail.

shocking in that i knew what was going to happen, but it was still so upsetting

Aside from the horrible and shocking climax, I didn't think the movie was all that good. And on Spencer, she was just kind of weak and not very convincing.

As a side note, i thought she was terrible in Fruitvale Station.

I can tell you who every last one of them are. Total and absolute losers.

i miss the days of yore when there were blacks and hispanics in Williamsburg (where i grew up)

she looks a bit like a transvestite. sorry

i'm here to say that i think the idea of andre 3000 playing Jimi Hendrix may be worse than this