I made this! Thanks for the write up. :)

“The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.”

Billy Madison

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_recorded_by_Britney_Spears

...Whoosh

Looks like they're all song titles of hers so the exacr opposite of random, actually.

You Womanizers can hate on Britney Spears Till the World Ends. Even when she was a girl and not yet a woman she was an icon and hero to young gay kids like me. It might sound Crazy but we were Lucky to have a Piece of Her before the Circus of her life took over. If you think your Toxic comments will stop us from…

Where are these $5 whores of which you speak?

I wonder what this would look like if Craig Zahler had directed.

I just wanted it on record that Kore-Eda is probably the best director of dramas working today anywhere in the world. There is a truth to his characters that may make them seem mundane to some but that really speaks to me. Haven’t seen this yet, but “Like Father, Like Son” is still the best movie I have seen this year…

Nothing’s wrong with asking for help; that’s why I suggested you ask for help if you need it.

Here’s a story of many sexual assaults that happened to me in NYC. I was talking to a guy at a club shootin the breeze when he came on to me. I told him I’m not gay and we laughed it off. But a few seconds later he mentioned us making out again. I was like “nah man” (now uncomfortable). I just wanted to chill with my…

Good one. Surprised it hasn’t been posted yet.

There exists a possible reality where women are more empowered to tell guys off directly AND have little support systems like the angel shot. It doesn’t need to be one way or the other.

If you’re assuming my predatory status, then your judgment needs some practice. I mean no one any harm. Sorry to have offended you with an opinion. 

Ok. Gotcha. Thanks.

Guys can go from mildly creepy to violent pretty quickly. Fear of this kind of reaction when trying to leave a bad date isn’t unfounded. Yes, all women need to learn how to deal with f*cked up men, it’s a fact of life, but there’s a learning curve and it’s a dangerous f*cking game. I suggest you not be such a…

I guess this is nice, but I feel like every woman has to learn to look a creep in the face and say “you’re creeping me out and I’m leaving.”

Just be honest and say this isn’t working out.

Plan a Contingency: If you suspect your date is on to you, it is time to initiate disposal procedures. Excuse yourself to the restroom where you have hidden the munitions, apply X-32 to your fingertips, and tell your date you can resist his body no longer. Daniel will handle cleanup.