Weekend at Bernie’s 3

Michonne DID find a big thing of cocaine in that van!!

Gun, with Occasional Music is a very silly, absurd detective novel. The fact that the reviewer seems not to have read it or even be aware of it (it’s his only other detective novel; he, like Pynchon, writes the occasional wacky hardboiler) calls the whole review into question.

Chronic City is a great book, as are most if not all of his books.

v.v. dumb.

0/3.

You’re not doing well on this forum.

Biturbowagon’s just doin’ some puns, Squamate.

“attacked”

“obviously”

You talking to Randall Colburn?

Along with bobbing for apple

What an awful movie. I give it a minus. Not an A minus. Just a minus. The Coup’s soundtrack is great. Everything else is rotten to the core.

“Was that particular set of metal detector-based gags worth it?”

Answer: Yes. Made a bigoted doofus boy look bad, while also giving money to his nemeses. It was double worth it.

Nahp, that’s still metaphor.

*disingenuous outrage

Now what’s all this about a bow tie?

Turd Cruz.

I think it’s an allusion to the distance between Orange and El Paso (tip t’ tip), a distance of 856 miles, an often-cited distance among Texans and part of the reason they have size dysmorphia.