They kind of are, but neither of them really has that pattern, and it’s not like Hollywood is lacking for unstable people for either of them to partner with.

jesus christ, who in the administration HASN’T spoken to the russians at this point

BUT HER EMAILS! GIVE HIM A CHANCE! THE COAL MINES! HE’S PRESIDENTIAL NOW AFTER ONE SPEECH! ECONOMIC INSECURITY! PLIGHT OF THE WHITE LOWER CLASS! ARGHHHHHH!

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

From the NPR fact-check of 45's speech:

How long will we have to endure Bella Hadid on a runway? She was awful at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. That new gaunt look, vacant stare, open mouth. Idk why they insist on making her skinnier. Gigi and Bella looked amazing with their natural bodies. Bella is wasting away lately. She lost her boobs and butt.…

“All that people care about is the look. 70% of what people react to is the look. 20% is how you sound, 10% is what you say. So if you look and sound good - Big mouth. The eyes. Use the hand. And keep confirming and denying things. Everyone will go wild!”

I rally like how Seth Meyers wouldn’t play clips of Trump, and instead would just read, verbatim, from the transcript. It really highlighted just how fucking crazy 45 sounds all the time.

Repost from the last thread: Post by Andy Borowitz (if you don’t follow him on Facebook, please do so immediately):

Ja Rule comes on the Yo Hip Hop hour on MTV Hits, these kids have no recollection of that. No one ever thinks the person on top can get knocked off until they get knocked off

The hungry look in Ivanka’s eyes sent shivers down my spine. This whole cabal is so evil and can’t wait to unleash unspeakable horrors upon the world.

I said this on another thread, but I’ll repeat it here:

This isn’t a publicist fight. This is a rap battle. Nikki has already lost. Her silence is bad for her as a rapper. As pop’s rap princess I doubt it’ll hurt it her but her rap fans might pass on her next single. Remember when 50 took out Ja Rule? This is that. ETA: only better of course.

You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they would have cooked you a full English breakfast.

Lot’s of people

If you have a high-stakes, live television event, the host you want is Tom Bergeron. He’s not sexy, but he’s funny, charming and able to handle anything that comes his way. On DWTS, he has covered people fainting, crazy people in the crowd, you name it. He is the epitome of unflappable.

Jimmy Kimmel is boring and mean-spirited and I have never understood why people like him.

I liked Kimmel’s opening monologue at the Oscars. I’m not aware of his feud with Matt Damon, but the joke about it in the monologue wasn’t too difficult to understand. I probably wouldn’t have understood his other jokes during the show, though. I’m ambivalent about Kimmel - I like his videos where parents tell their…

I think that the Mahershala joke was just part of a really odd pattern of race jokes that weren’t exactly offensive, but also fell flat and bizarre. The whole “What we learned is that black people saved NASA and white people saved jazz”, for instance. One of those things is ridiculous and one of them is not. Black…

Pucci, just do a bunch of fun prints on some flow-y dresses as per the usual and call it a day, please.