Experts have been warning for years that Big Dick Energy is a non-renewable resource. Maybe now Pete Davidson will finally wake up and investigate solar and wind power.

“Are you telling me that the biggest drop off in franchise history is somehow not indicative of people liking it less?”

Also, [makes-fart-noise-with-hands] with a quick followup of [jack-off motion].

Norm literally made Frank Stallone into a punchline. On Stallone's Wikipedia page, the section about the joke is longer than his actual career.

You keep moving the goalposts. It was a poorly reasoned analogy and people are rightly commenting on that. You may be on the right side of the issue but your behavior in these comments isn’t very rational or nice and obscures the greater point that you’re trying to make.

You probably shouldn’t bring up closed rooms with no witnesses in defense of Louis CK.

“...a paper-thin parody of The Jerry Springer Show starring Springer himself...”

I realize you need some hill to stand on to make yourself feel better by appearing superior to your peers but I’d try something other than insulting an entire fandom over the lyrics of one song on one album. Look, I get it. I also am an asshole by nature. Putting others down makes me feel good but I realize that, have…

Grew up poor white trash, abused and neglected.

I have found a great many of your opinions confusing, but this is an outright terrible take.  What is your boggle, Alex McLevy?  Demolition Man is an amazing movie on every level.

That’s just historically accurate to Sharon Tate’s marriage, though.

It’s the Sophie’s Choice fans I can’t stand. Always wanting to remake it so she picks the other kid....

I’m drafting the script now:

Milk alien’s the best part, mate.

“In bed with Islam” is not an accurate representation of... well, anything. Progressives in the U.S. tend to defend Islam on the basis that Islam gets unfairly attacked all the time.

I’m no apologist for these guys but HOOWWWW the FUCCK is Scary Movie 3, the funniest of the series, at the bottom here. “The dogs are acting funny,” the hot dog taco scene, the “AND TWINNNS!” reference....fuck this, that movie is an imperfect classic.

What the hell, Not Another Not Another Movie is hilarious. Yes, it basically copy pastes from other movies at points, but the cast and the gags work for me. For example, this scene, which copies She’s All That, but which is also a fine sketch in its own right.

Or when Topper just throws bullets at the mooks:

What’s amazing about Young Frankenstein is that if you were to count the number of real gag moments, it wouldn’t be that high compared to other spoofs or other ones he made. He’s incredibly disciplined there, focusing almost exclusively on atmosphere and character; if you cut the 5 funniest minutes from the film, it’d…

I see you’ve played Knifey/Dick-slap before.