You could make the protagonist an older gentleman to explain the lack of mobile technology, or give them one and have them just have no clue how to use it. Or they could have no hands (or feet if you set it in an alternate universe where technology is foot operated).

Complaining about prices comes from the fact there are so many bad Green Light games on Steam, plus most PC gamers have become a little bit too entitled with past Steam sales offering huge discounts.
At least these people seem to be selling you the whole game in one go, or at the very least offering what’s missing in…

He aspires to have a child slave labour workforce as good as Apple’s one day.

For a second I genuinely forgot how I got to the video and thought I was subscribed to BuzzFeed and it had pooped up in my subs and I had clicked on it.
And it’s not VR porn, it’s first person porn which has been around for years.

I remember sitting in the cinema with my dad watching this (it was near the end of it’s run and the viewing we turned up for wasn’t actually showing, so we had to wait around for 2 hours), both of us incredibly bored by it. And then the last 20 minutes happened.

Unreal Tournament because when I get bored of the shooting I can fire up UnrealEd, open up the CUERAG and lose hours designing maps and elaborate movers.

I think they definitely scaled down the Euphoria physics engine to free up processing power for all the big empty space with nothing to do in GTA V.
The car physics in V are really horrible and floaty, it always seems like they turned on a point somewhere in the centre of the car rather than the front wheels like they…

I’ve not been sold on episodic gaming since SiN Episodes got raped by Ritual being bought by MumboJumbo and Episode 2 not getting released despite being near enough finished.

It’ll probably end up being a good movie, just not a satisfying WarCraft movie (I haven’t been in to the series since the second game so it won’t bother me none). Kinda like how Aeon Flux was a good movie but a really bad use of the license.

It would be interesting to know how much they’re losing per unit at that price. My guess is customers.

I’m playing through Fallout 3 right now and my main weapon is The Terrible Shotgun; a more powerful variant of the Combat Shotgun.

You do realise that for Half-Life 2 you’ve got a video of the Half-Life remake Black Mesa don’t you? Okay. Good, just checking.

Also, Homefront. While not a terribly good game (or long one) it nails the atmosphere of an oppressive ruler in the intro alone. The only intro that has ever truly made me feel uncomfortable…

Moo?

What an amazingly informative and well researched article. If someone could create a printer that actually worked I’d print it out and have it laminated, then hang it up above my computer desk so I could gaze upon it and weep whenever I read an inferior article. Such is the joy that it brings. If I were a cow I’d say…

I originally played it on the PS2, I got up to a bit where you have to slide on a bunch of rails and the jumps need split second precision

I enjoyed what I played of the game, that fucking meat circus though. Fuck.

Why hello there, fish tits.

If only it had been called Wii 2 - or actually marketed properly.

Not as bad as Timbalame ripping off entire tracks from the demoscene then trying to justify it by being him

You’re holding the first person camera with the other hand