The Impact Hammer in the original Unreal Tournament is great for mixing strategy with stopping power, and talk about a memorable sound.

The thumbsticks should have been bottle caps

Reviews schmeviews. I’m hardcore in to the original PlayStation games, I haven’t liked any of the modern ones as much (I’d go as far as to say that I hated WipEout Fusion on the PS2) and, although it’s allegedly made by members of the original WipEout team, Formula Fusion looks like your typical non-WipEout AG racer…

I still really want a Vita, but the only game I’m interested in is WipEout 2048 and it’s probably not that good a game anyway

Manual gears are so unbelievably easy to use, I can’t drive but I learned how to use gears within 20 minutes of my first driving lesson.

Having a family to look after is no excuse for putting up with a crap job, I had to leave my job last year because I was being bullied, and putting up with it was part of the problem.
And anyone who takes a job in game development to support a family is just plain stupid.

Actually things would change if the developers grew backbones and started naming and shaming, boycotting products and basically not taking shit just to keep their jobs.

Everybody needs friends who are playing Quake II

just saw his picture on the ITV website and yep, looks exactly like a gigantic bellend

I bet if there was a picture of the guy he’d look exactly like we all expect him to look.

I did voicework for a free adventure game called Limey Lizard a few years ago, and it included a papercraft model of the main character as bonus content. I think I’m probably the only person who ever made it though.

I just want to be the person who says ‘well actually technically it’s diametric and NOT isometric’ because I won’t be a nob about it. I really miss 2D isometric games, it just doesn’t seem the same doing it in 3D.

Wow, that blur effect each time there’s an explosion is incredibly distracting.

Somebody should copyright shit movies and then sue Adam Sandler - and no, his old movies weren’t funny either.

It’s a bit Spy vs. Spy

I’m pretty sure there was something similar to this in the Science Museum in London a few years back

it must have power to be able to work on water

The best ever multiplayer pirate game is the Battlefield Pirates mod for Battlefield 1942; you can drive a Komodo dragon.

Adam Jensen looks a lot like Rhett from Rhett & Link/Good Mythical Morning